Grrrumble. 
Darling Tika has decided that mom should not have a life outside of the homestead. Whenever I go away for a day/night he buggers out and forces my house/dog/cat/horse sitter to turn animal wrangler.

Admittedly, the fencing situation isn't perfect here (yet) but, he doesn't pull that crap when I'm home. Thankfully, Willie has no interest in off-road adventures ad stays put.

Good thing he's cute. And, doesn't fit on the bbq.